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Photos & Words By Aaron Hansen

F&*k the Police.

Now that it gets dark at 4:45pm and the “over see-ers” are closing in on their end of the month ticket quota. NY’s Finest are out taking care of real crimes like… wait for it…

Being in the park after dusk – at 5:40pm. Not even skating, just being there after dark gets you a summons.

Next thing you know, I won’t be able to throw dollar bills at my girls at Pumps anymore, because throwing dollar bills after 9pm will be outlawed.

I love how my tax money goes to waste…

Favorite part is Gabe’s ill, I’m sorry face. You gotta love it.

Previously: Have Fun in Jail